... my cock?
Those spots weren't there before.
3/29/2007
3/28/2007
Aural Sex: The Caboose
What happened to girls with a caboose?
A caboose visually served a purpose. It signified the end of the girl. The caboose man would often wave in his grey flannel shirt and hat, signifying that he too was part of the Sir Mix-a-Lot era, deserving mention with oversized clock accessories, hot rods, humble pie and pimped rides.
You just don't see the traditional caboose these days. They were, by law, required on all rap video hos until the '80s. Technological advances have eliminated the need for the caboose, which was a place where the caboose man would monitor the girl's performance and detect shifting loads and broken or dragging equipment.
Now the butt end could be anything. Saggy. No back. That puts a crimp in this pimp!
So much for the big shiny caboose. It's history.
A caboose visually served a purpose. It signified the end of the girl. The caboose man would often wave in his grey flannel shirt and hat, signifying that he too was part of the Sir Mix-a-Lot era, deserving mention with oversized clock accessories, hot rods, humble pie and pimped rides.
You just don't see the traditional caboose these days. They were, by law, required on all rap video hos until the '80s. Technological advances have eliminated the need for the caboose, which was a place where the caboose man would monitor the girl's performance and detect shifting loads and broken or dragging equipment.
Now the butt end could be anything. Saggy. No back. That puts a crimp in this pimp!
So much for the big shiny caboose. It's history.
3/25/2007
Self-Important Managers
Why do people rise exactly to their level of competence?
There is nothing worse than reporting to a gasbag who regurgitates cliches and buzzwords while pretending to be fighting the good fight for his/her team. And the fake concern? Kill me.
And what makes this unbearable is when you add dashboards to the mix. When someone is pretending his numbers actually mean something when really it's just a bunch of random data he got one of his helper monkeys to throw together to dazzle upper management with charts and graphs that indicate progress where there isn't any.
It's a career we never get back.
There is nothing worse than reporting to a gasbag who regurgitates cliches and buzzwords while pretending to be fighting the good fight for his/her team. And the fake concern? Kill me.
And what makes this unbearable is when you add dashboards to the mix. When someone is pretending his numbers actually mean something when really it's just a bunch of random data he got one of his helper monkeys to throw together to dazzle upper management with charts and graphs that indicate progress where there isn't any.
It's a career we never get back.
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