Aural Sex: The Caboose

What happened to girls with a caboose?

A caboose visually served a purpose. It signified the end of the girl. The caboose man would often wave in his grey flannel shirt and hat, signifying that he too was part of the Sir Mix-a-Lot era, deserving mention with oversized clock accessories, hot rods, humble pie and pimped rides.

You just don't see the traditional caboose these days. They were, by law, required on all rap video hos until the '80s. Technological advances have eliminated the need for the caboose, which was a place where the caboose man would monitor the girl's performance and detect shifting loads and broken or dragging equipment.

Now the butt end could be anything. Saggy. No back. That puts a crimp in this pimp!

So much for the big shiny caboose. It's history.