6/14/2007

Parking lot zombies

You've seen 'em. The seemingly lifeless drones wandering aimlessly through your work parking lot at the end of the day, furrowing their brows in a desperate attempt to find their cars. Some say that these people are the problem. That if they're not bright enough to find their cars, then they probably can't do their jobs properly.

But they're wrong.

I hire these people. These are the people who've given so much to their jobs that day that they've totally annihilated their personal memories and thoughts. These are the get-it-ers! I hand out my business card to every zombie I see and say call me! My team is full of them.

And in spite of what others think, I don't believe that these zombies will one day rise up and overthrow me. Zombies feast on brains, another reason I'm not personally worred about my safety.

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