5/29/2007

Cubicalls to action: The Chessboard

Nothing can shift employee morale like a cubicle change. Put them in the basement under a leaky pipe, and they could come at you with a knife (if their new security card gave them access to anything but said basement). Change them frequently and their annoyance at the constant changes could transform into a search for a new job (if they had the time, once finished unpacking and all the extra assignments you've given them at the same time).

Remember, you are the King. They are the pawns. The whole point of having peons is for them to be peed on.

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