Get resume.
Vodka.
Superficial review. Meaningless buzzwords. Useless degrees. Unverified skills.
Fat blunt.
Sleep through interview. Mindfuck. Pretend to give a shit. More mindfucking.
8-ball.
Hold onto resume for 4.7 months.
Cocaine off a hooker's asscrack.
Hire. Underpay. Treat like snotrag. Laugh.
Cash bonus check. Repeat.
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