Mental Floss: Keeping abreast

I love the classics. Your Foghats, Deep Purples, and Focus(eses). But you gotta keep it fresh, keep it real, keep it on the q-tip, aight? I've already reach the pinnicle of my professional career, I could phone it in. But I don't front that way, yo. Every day I read the Wikipedia to find out new catch phrases the kids are using, with their cellular phones and during their no-commitment sex while on the internets surfing the Myspaces and the pets.coms.

There's a lesson in there for you, loyal reader.